Let's dive deep in a purr-fect list off funny cat puns and cat jokes! If you have a favorite cat word, you can jump straight to its category. Enjoy this paw-some puns, not only for cat lovers!
The Best Cat Pun Jokes
- What kind of car does a cat drive?
- A Furrari!
- What was the cat's favorite class?
- Mewsic theory!
- What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
- What’s it called when a cat paints itself?
- A self paw-trait.
- What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
- Mice cream.
- Why don’t cats like shopping online?
- They prefer a cat-alogues.
- What did the cat say when her friend wouldn't believe her?
"Listen, I'm fur real!"
- What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
“Have a mice day!”
- What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?
- The Great Catsby.
- What word do millennial cats overuse?
- You're not feline well?
- Do you need a purramedic?
- Why do cats go to school?
So that they can become litter-ate.
- What is a well-read cat's favorite book?
- Of Mice and Men and Great Catsby.
- Why was the cat nervous to debate?
- She had a furmidable opponent!
More Cat Pun Jokes
- What’s every cat’s favorite color?
- What is a cat’s favorite discount?
- Buy one, get one furry.
- Which two sodas does a cat like best?
- Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
- There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?
None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
- What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
- What did that cat say when she didn't want to commit to a date?
"It's a pawsibility that I'll go."
- What do cats wear at night?
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
- He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
- What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
- "It's meow or never!"
- Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
- She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
- How do you make a cat happy?
- Send it to the Canary Islands!
- What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
- What’s a cat’s most important trait?
- What sports do cats play?
- What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
She called claw enforcement.
Paw Cat Puns
- Stay PAWsitive!
- Cat Paw-er
- You’re totally paw-some.
- That's not a paw-blem
- That’s a paw-sibility.
- I need to take a paws.
- Paw-don me.
- Like my paw-jamas?
- Can I paw-lease have that?
- The God-Paw-ther
- Happy Paw-ther’s Day!
- What did the cat say after gambling in Vegas? - I’m paw.
Kitten Cat Puns
- You’ve got to be kitten me.
- I’m just kitten around.
- Don’t get frost-kitten.
- Don’t be so kitty.
- Cat-titude; I’ve got cattitude.
- That was a cat–astrophe.
- My cat is super cathletic.
- I’ve got my thinking cat on.
- You’re a cat-ch.
- Chatty Cat-hy
- She’s an aristo-cat.
- The rings of Cat-turn
- My favorite Easter candy is Cat-bury Cream Eggs.
- Cat-inum Blonde
- She’s so lazy she’s practically cat-atonic.
- My cat’s favorite game is Cattergories.
- “I haven’t cat all day!”
- PRO-CAT-STINATION – Simply the moment when you can’t help but to sit down and pet your cat(s) for a little while. Well, it’s all that time you spend playing with your cat instead of doing work.
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Puss Cat Puns
- I’m a glamourpuss.
- Don’t be a sourpuss.
Claw Cat Puns
- That’s just claw-ful.
- My cat is radi-claw.
- Better call in claw-enforcement.
- How claw-some is that?
- Today would’ve been clawful without you!
Feline Cat Puns
- I’m feline fine.
Tabby Cat Puns
- Don’t worry. Be tabby.
- What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare quote?
- "Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question."
Purr Cat Puns
- You’re purr-fect.
- Happy Purr–thday!
- You’ve got purr-sonality.
- Purrdon me.
- My cat is so purr-ty.
- You’re so purr-suasive.
- My favorite color is purr-ple.
- Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
- I love your purr-se.
- Egyptian cats love a good purr-amid.
- Excuse me…I’d like some purr-ivacy.
Furr Cat Puns
- Fur-get about it.
- My cat is my best fur-end.
- I’m so fur-tunate.
- You’re fur-midable!
- You look fur-miliar.
- Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
- I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
- Dogs are in-furior to cats.
- I’ve done that be-fur.
- My cat wants a Furr-ari.
- CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It's called fur-niture!
Meow Cat Puns
- Meow is the perfect time to foster a kitten.
- One shining mew-ment.
- Wait a meow-ment.
- I think we should get meow-rried someday.
- Look at that meowntain.
- My favorite Broadway Mew-sical is Cats!
- You’re freaking meow-t.
- I love my cat the meowst.
- Feed me right meow.
- Keep up the mew-mentum.
- I’ll have a meow-tini.
- Take meowt for lunch.
- Meowy Christmas!
- How did the lazy cat do on his school project? - He did the bare mewnimum!
Hiss Cat Puns
- My cat is hissss-sterical.
- That’s hiss-terical.
- He’ll go down in hiss-tory.
Tail Cat Puns
- Let me tell you a tail.
- Don’t tail anyone where I’m hiding.
- Cat’s are good for your men-tail health.
- Fairy Tail.
- Check his vi-tail signs.
- We’re at a tail-mate.
Litter Cat Puns
- My cat is totally litter-ate.
Whiskers Cat Puns
- Do you prefer whisker-y or boubon?
- Whisker-ed away.
- Whisker-y Business.
More Cat Puns
- Have we met? You look paw-fully furmiliar!
- What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.
- I’ll have a Russian Blue Christmas.
- Fur score and seven years ago
- Did you need me to start from scratch?
- What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? - Best furends!
- What do cats do after a fight? - They hiss and make up!
More Cat Puns and Jokes
- What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?
- Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
- How is your cat today?
He's feline fine!
- What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
- What was the cat's favorite subject in school?
- What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
- What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
- What did the gym coach say to the cat?
Have you paid your annual fleas?
- How does Cat-anova woo girls?
He just whiskers away.
- What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
They both have sandy claws.
- What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
I am pawsitively gorgeous.
- Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?
It was a cheetah.
- How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.
- A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her. She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many...
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More Cat Puns and Jokes
- What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo?
- What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
I feel so paw!
- What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
- What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A bob cat!
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
- What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal?
To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.
- What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Let's spend furrever together!
- What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
- What's a British cat's favorite fantasy book?
Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr's Stone.
- What did the adult cat say to the kitten?
"You're infurior to me."
- What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
I'm not kitten you.
- What do you call a confused cat?
- What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
- I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
- Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
- What kind of cats love bowling?
- What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter!
- “Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can’t handle it anymore!”
“So you’re kicking meeeowt?”
- Why are cats great singers?
Because they’re very mewsical!
- How does a cat sing scales?
- What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
Cat Puns in Movies, Songs, and Books
- Downton Tabby
- Les Meowserables
- Meow Before You
- Meowby Dick
- Purrfect Days
- Purride and Purrejudice
- Romeow & Juliet
- The Catterpurry Tails
- The Devil Wears Paw-da
- The Meowlchemist
- The Tell-tail Heart
- The rest is still un-kitten.
- What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play? - Romeow and Mew-liet.
- A cat's favorite literature characters: Holden Clawfield, Jay Catsby, Catticus Finch
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Cat Pun Names
- Bing Clawsby
- Cat Benatar
- Cat Damon
- Cat Stevens
- Catrick Swayze
- Catsy Cline
- Cindy Clawford
- Katy Purry
- Margaret Scratcher
- Jude Paw
- Colin Fur-real
- Demi Meower
- Fleas Witherspoon
- Henry Hissinger
- Charles Lickens
- J.K. Meowling
- Kitty Purry
- Luke Skywhisker
- Meowly Cyrus
- Notorious C.A.T.
- Paw McCartney
- Paw Revere
- Purrnest Hemmingway
- Santa Claws
- Shakespurr or William Shakespaw
- What does a cat say to someone who doesn’t like cat puns?
- You’ve got to be kitten me.
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